Tuesday, 15 January 2008

HIDE THAT LOOK

We all get zillions of looks by different eyes, every day. The language that the eyes speak and the heart hears is unmistakable. No matter how the movement of lips tries to delude the ears, but the eyes give it away. They speak the truth. So whenever in doubt, trust the eyes, not the lips.

If what you are saying is different from what your eyes mean to say, you can be safe by not looking at the other person in the eye or by wearing sunglasses. Otherwise, you will get caught.

At work the boss says - “Good Morning, how are you” matched with a “Yesterday-was-the-deadline-where-are-we?” look.

A colleague says –“I like your shirt” matched with a “High-time-you-realized-what-colors-suit-you” look.

A subordinate says – “Lets party for your promotion, boss” with a “I-worked-and-you-took- the-credit” look.

A hostess says –“Welcome, happy to see you” with an “Eat-n-get-lost” look.

The guest says –“Thanks for the evening” with a “Glad-it’s-over” look.

The person next-door says –“Come home sometime” with a “Hope-that-time-never-comes” look.

A man stands when a pregnant woman colleague enters a meeting room saying - “Please take my seat” matched with a “Go-home-if-you-want-to-be-treated special” look.

The waitress at a restaurant when asked for a refill of a drink smiles -“My pleasure” with a “Don’t-forget-to-leave-a-heavy-tip” look.

The store-attendant says -“Take your time” with a “Get-lost-if-you-don’t-want-to-buy” look.

The husband says- “I am sorry darling” with an “I-don’t-mean-it-but-hope-this-puts-out-the-fire” look.

The wife says -“O, I forgot to add sugar in your tea” with a “Serves-you-right” look.

The girlfriend says - “Can’t wait to spend Valentine’s Day with you” with a “Dare-you-get-only-roses-for-me-this-time” look.

The boyfriend says - “Where would you like to dine today” with an “It-better-not-be-expensive” look.

The mom-in-law says to daughter-in-law at the dinner table - “This is delicious” with a “When-will-you-learn-to-cook” look.

The fiancĂ©e says -“I love your sense of humor” with a “Do-I-have-to-wait-till-marriage-to-tell-that-your-jokes-are-sickening” look.

The relative says - “Hope you could have stayed with us some more days” with a “Hurry-I-can’t-afford-your-missing-the-train” look.

In a public play area, on hearing a child’s shriek, one mom says to the other - “Sorry, my kid hurt him” with a “Your-kid-asked-for-it” look.

The bride’s unmarried friend says at the marriage -“You two make a wonderful couple” with a “You-didn’t-deserve-him” look.

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